Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
