He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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