Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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