does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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