I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
