CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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