We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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