pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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