is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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