i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
How external is "for external use only"?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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