Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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