Kiss
Puke
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
