I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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