I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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