He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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