If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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