what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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