He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
