it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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