apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
