thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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