Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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