Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
my god I love twenty year old dicks
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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