Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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