You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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