I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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