My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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