his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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