As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
why is half of my head shaved?
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