Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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