if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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