Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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