It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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