Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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