you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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