She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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