so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
