her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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