rhymes with "ouble enetration"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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