Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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