The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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