Welp...herpes.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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