Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
