remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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