false alarm. still invincible.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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