We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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