How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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