Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
