that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i believe in u and ur pee
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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