Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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