It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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