ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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