absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize