the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
FUCK WHALES
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
There's even glitter on my cock...
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