Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Randomize
